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These days, if you want innovation in crime fiction, you’re better off looking closer to home. Tony White’s Charlieunclenorfolktango sure as hell stands out from the norm. Imagine a cross between Clockwork Orange and Irvine Welsh’s Filth, and you’ll be somewhere close. Written in phonetic cockney geezer-speak and narrated by hell’s own copper [...] there’s a berserk comic energy present that bodes well for White’s future. John Williams, Time Out
Here’s what it says on the back cover:
“May the Retropolitan Police Force be wiv yew, yew c**ts”
CHARLIEUNCLENORFOLKTANGO is a ‘stream-of-sentience’ alien-abduction cop novel, the bastard offspring of Starsky and Hutch and the X-Files.
CHARLIEUNCLENORFOLKTANGO is the call sign of a bunch of English cops in a riot van. This astoundingly original novel opens with fifty ways some mad killer could do you if there weren’t coppers in this world. Problem is, one of these cops is not entirely human. The Sarge thinks it’s him, and Lockie — the narrator — thinks he’s right. Well it can’t be that dozy tosspot Blakie, can it? In between witnessing and committing various atrocities and acts of work-a-day corruption, and being experimented on by aliens, Lockie thinks aloud about cave blokes and cave birds, Charlie’s Angels, and “the kynd a fings that blokes & birds do ter keep the dark dark nyte at bay”.
CHARLIEUNCLENORFOLKTANGO is brutal and darkly comic. The Police are alienated outsiders locked into a frenzy of prurient self-justification, embodying the very same forces from which they set out to protect us ordinary blokes and birds.
First published in October 1999. Launched with an event at Cabinet Gallery, London.
A very limited number of Charlieunclenorfolktango paperback in reasonable condition, £20.00 per item plus £3.50 p&p UK ONLY — via my verified Paypal account.
Charlieunclenorfolktango has been out of print and unavailable since the publisher CodeX sadly folded shortly after the novel’s publication. You can read more about Charlieunclenorfolktango on this blog here and here, and on my press page.
A pocket-sized piece of pulp fiction. I don’t want to give anything away, but this book is cleverer than it sounds. A quick and funny read. The Edge
Here’s what it says on the back cover:
Will Goodman is banged up after a road protest. Once freed, he embarks upon a journey back to the East End front line, but six months inside has left him feeling as horny as hell. After shagging a mysterious tattooed girl in a pub bog, he finds his cock covered in ancient Celtic runes!
One his way to being reunited with his mates to do battle against the road builders, Will befriends a scruffy black dog called Bridey. He later discovers that the mysterious tattoos on his private parts hold the key to a vast and powerful ancient magic – but will it be powerful enough to stop the road building programme?
Road Rage! was launched in July 1997 at the former Tactical bar and bookshop on D’Arblay Street, Soho, with DJing from the majestic Knights of the Occasional Table.
Limited number of mint condition Road Rage! paperback-only £24.00 per item plus £3.50 p&p UK ONLY — via my verified Paypal account.
N.B. a very small number of secondhand copies of Road Rage! in varying conditions are available on Abebooks where the only ‘near fine’ edition is currently £19.95 inc p&p.